Got Milk?

Savannah:  How am I supposed to eat my Oreos without milk?

Me:  There are children in....

Savannah:  Mom, no.

Shoe In

Felix:  I'm going to go to the Allen Edmunds store with Chris in the morning and have custom shoes made.

Me:  There are kids in Africa who don't have Allen Edmunds.....there are kids who don't even have shoes!

Felix:  They have Toms.

Nail Pain in My....

Thing 1:  Ahhhhh, I have a hangnail.  Buy me some fingernail clippers......IT HURTS!

Me: There are children in Africa who don't have nails.